Since I started working here in February, pretty much everyone has quit/been fired/gone on maternity leave.
I feel like… I feel like this is maybe my fault?
June 2013
29 posts
You son of a bitch, she said, I am
trying to build a meaningful
relationship.
You can’t build it with a hammer,
he said.-Charles Bukowski
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Been doing a lot of yoga. Feels great, but once Taylor leaves for Budapest I can’t afford to take classes. I have to try and get really good, and somehow motivate myself to do it by myself.
I’m going camping this weekend. When I come home, I will need to find a second job or I will die/not be able to accomplish any of the things that I need to happen.
This fuckin' guy
Downstairs neighbors are moving out, which is kind of a bummer because now we’re only left with our dynamite wielding upstairs neighbors.
i just found out that they have literally been using quarter sticks of dynamite, recreationally, in our alley.
I ran into Jared today, dude who’s moving out, and he asked if I needed any spare bike parts. I told him I was looking to put together a budget touring bike, and he proceeds to just hand over like 2/3 of the components i need to put it together for free. Frame, fork, rear wheel, headset, handlebars.
What a swell guy.
This guy I work with just tied my tie for me because I’m not an adult, and then I revealed that… I don’t actually know his name, I thought he was someone else the whole time. I’ve been working with him for almost six months now.
Worst dispatcher ever.
No moms no masters.
Today I bought underwear for the first time in my adult life.
“It’s like he’s hitting my G-spot every time he texts me at precisely 6:30 to ask what we’re going to do about dinner. Just knowing that it’s Monday and we always, always have spaghetti on Monday is enough to make me drip buckets. But when I’m waiting in line at the same CVS I go to about eight different times a week, I practically have to clamp my hand over my mouth to stifle my moans as I buy milk and some poster board for one of my daughter’s science projects.”
—Nothing Gets Me Wetter Than A Monotonous Domestic Routine | The Onion (via christinefriar)
Why Live When You Can Die? #WLWYCD
Jack Topht- “Why Live When You Can Die?
I wish I could do this job from home.
Also I saved up THREE HUNDRED AND FIFTY DOLLARS. Just like… extra money that I don’t need.
Used to be such a saver, these days it’s like… I just don’t even know where all of it goes. I have some pretty big plans, though.
MORE TO COME LATER.
So, this dude Matt is coming to stay with us for CAKE, and his girlfriend is coming… and she’s a tattoo artist… and she’s bringing her needles and all that.
I’ve been too broke to get a tattoo for so long I’m so excited.
Also, a couple of nights ago I had to pop what I think was a tiny absess on my leg with a hot knife.
-Drinkin’
-Stinkin’
-Overthinkin’
